Welcome to the official tour schedule for the Escapist Book Co. book tour of A Cup of Tea at the Mouth of Hell by Luke Tarzian. Below, you’ll find all of the information about the book and author, links to purchase a copy of your own, as well as our list of hosts for the tour. We will be updating this page with links to each stop along the tour, so be sure to check back throughout the week!
Book Information:
A Cup of Tea at the Mouth of Hell by Luke Tarzian
Series: Whimsy Hell
Genre: Absurdist Fantasy
Intended Age Group: Adult
Pages: 90
Published: August 7, 2022
Publisher: LukeTarzian.com (Self Published)
Blurb:
BRIEFLY, A WORD ABOUT ORDER
Order is the focal point around which existence revolves. Without order there is only chaos. And in the halls of Damnation (pronounced Dam-NAWT-ion, thank you kindly) the first sign of impending chaos is a cup of tea made without the water having first been well and properly boiled in a kettle.
Why is this relevant, O nameless narrator, you ask? Who cares about the preparatory order of tea in the fires of Hell?
Lucifer, dear reader. After all, how does one expect to properly greet the newcomers to Hell without having first had a hot cup of tea to bulwark the cold?
Behold The Morning Star, frantic on the annual Morning of Souls, the arrival of Damnation’s newest recruits.
Someone has misplaced the kettle.
See Also:
Sad Boi Searches for His Missing Tea Kettle • Bring Your Tissues • Me, Myself, and I and the Times We Got High
Book Links:
Amazon US: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0B6ZL1GV5/
Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0B6ZL1GV5/
Signed copies: https://luketarzian.com/product/a-cup-of-tea-at-the-mouth-of-hell-signed-paperback/
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/61624249-a-cup-of-tea-at-the-mouth-of-hell
About the Author
Luke Tarzian was born in Bucharest, Romania. His parents made the extremely poor choice of adopting him less than six months into his life. As such, he’s resided primarily in the United States and currently lives in California with his wife and their twin daughters. Somehow, they tolerate him.
Unfortunately, he can also be found online and, to the dismay of his clients, also functions as a cover artist for independent authors.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/luke_tarzian
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luketarzianwrites/
Website: https://luketarzian.com/ and https://tarzianbookdesign.com/
Tour Schedule
Thank you to all of our hosts for participating in the tour! You can find their content linked below.
| January 12 Escapist Book Co. | January 16 FanFiAddict (@toriyoreads) & The Shaggy Shepherd |
| January 13 @thesistersfantasylibrary | January 17 Lukewinch.com |
| January 14 Beneath A Thousand Skies | January 18 Fiction Fans Podcast Blog & @mariablackrane |
| January 15 One Reading Nurse |
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