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Book Tour Sign-Up: A Cup of Tea at the Mouth of Hell by Luke Tarzian

November 28, 2022 by Justin Gross


Hello and thank you for your interest in being a part of the virtual book tour for Luke Tarzian’s Absurdist Fantasy novel, A Cup of Tea at the Mouth of Hell! We’re so excited to hold a 7-day virtual tour, consisting of 7-15 stops, and would love for you to be a part of it.

For this tour, we’re looking for 7+ bloggers, bookstagrammers, TikTokers, or YouTubers to show some love for A Cup of Tea at the Mouth of Hell through reviews, guest features, spotlights, interviews with the author, or any other creative posts. The tour will run from January 12th – January 18th and hosts will be given complimentary eBooks, with limited physical copies available upon request. This tour is open internationally.

Please note that filling out the following form will not guarantee you a place on the tour schedule, as the spots are limited. However, we want you to know how much we appreciate your interest and hope you’ll consider joining us as we roll out the “read” carpet and celebrate amazing SFF.

Chosen participants will be contacted via a confirmation email. NOTE: Please whitelist our email address (escapistbooktours@gmail.com) as we have had many issues crop up with our emails being flagged as spam. Please be advised that failure to post on the date of your tour stop may keep you from being selected to participate in future tours.


A Cup of Tea at the Mouth of Hell (Or, an Account of Catastrophe by Stoudemire McCloud, Demon) by Luke Tarzian
Published: August 27, 2022
Series: Whimsy Hell
Genre: Absurdist Fantasy
Intended Age Group: Adult
Pages: 90
Publisher: LukeTarzian.com (Self Published)

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/61624249-a-cup-of-tea-at-the-mouth-of-hell

Book Blurb:

BRIEFLY, A WORD ABOUT ORDER

Order is the focal point around which existence revolves. Without order there is only chaos. And in the halls of Damnation (pronounced Dam-NAWT-ion, thank you kindly) the first sign of impending chaos is a cup of tea made without the water having first been well and properly boiled in a kettle.

Why is this relevant, O nameless narrator, you ask? Who cares about the preparatory order of tea in the fires of Hell?

Lucifer, dear reader. After all, how does one expect to properly greet the newcomers to Hell without having first had a hot cup of tea to bulwark the cold?

Behold The Morning Star, frantic on the annual Morning of Souls, the arrival of Damnation’s newest recruits.

Someone has misplaced the kettle.


See Also:

Sad Boi Searches for His Missing Tea Kettle • Bring Your Tissues • Me, Myself, and I and the Times We Got High

Content/Trigger Warnings:

Shown on Page (things clearly told to the reader): 

  • Alcohol
  • Drugs
  • Grief
  • Depression
  • Suicidal ideation
  • Parental loss

Alluded to (things only mentioned in passing or hinted at):

  • None

Sign-up to host a stop on this book tour!

Filed Under: Book Tour, Open Signups Tagged With: A Cup of Tea at the Mouth of Hell, Luke Tarzian, LukeTarzian.com, Self Published, Whimsy Hell

About Justin Gross

Justin is a lover of all things SFF and has been an avid reader since he was three. He is attempting to build the world’s largest private library (not really, but ask his wife and she might agree). Justin is always excited to gush over his favorite reads, which more often than not are also his latest reads. He likes trend toward sweeping epics, with complex characters and even more complex plots. Until recently he was totally against romance, but certain books have shown him that it can be done well. He currently has a love/hate relationship with grimdark.

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